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paulj0557-vacuum cleaner expert asked:

With my system you simply walk to the sink and with one hand holding the “device” you fill up to the line. NO LIDS OR PARTS TO GET LOST. The water goes in and is completely isolated from getting spilled out because it has a spring loaded door on it.

To empty it is a ONE LEVER DOES IT ALL procedure.

-Remove from vacuum cleaner.
- walk to sink or toilet
-pull lever half way to release the dirty water
-go to trash can pull lever all the way to release remaining strained debree.

Once a month toss it in the dish washer to sterilize, or simply let it soak in the sink.

ADVANTAGES:
- You can throw away your filters! This drowns floating dust in the water.
-100% safe. Automatically wistles loudly and stops all incoming and outgoing air from unit.
- Just like any vacuum cleaner bag or dirt container, it is not immune to science. That is, the law which says, ‘you can’t stuff a container with more than it is capable of handling.
Would you buy this if it means NO BAGS, NO FILTERS & CLEANER?
It’s not a water bong concept you stoners, it uses a very effective separation principle that I can say no more of since I don’t want to give anything away here.
It does NOT LEAK
It does NOT CREATE ELECTRICAL HAZARDS
IT fits on your favorite upright vacuum cleaner- If you hated Rainbows, then put it on your Oreck!
… So, I think that about covers EVERY negative so far.
Hey, some people hate gimics. I do. Wouldn’t you say buying paper bags for $4-$6 is gimic enough?
You might be like me and swear by the old “dome style” Eureka Vibragroomers, or Hoover Convertibles. This will work on ANY vacuum.
I’m a vacuum cleaner expert FIRST, and a marketing guy …last, but I know when something is needed. Do you know how many trees this would save?!
If you say trees are a renewable resource then what about the fossil fuels needed to harvest the trees and make the paper, make bags, and take them to market?
I don’t expect to win everyone, just a few dozen million.