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Light Shielded By Dark asked:

Here is a few scenario of marriage after being married for 7 days/months/years

Ask him, if he loves u?

After 7 days: without even u ask, he’ll be shouting it load “I LOVE U, I LOOOOOVEEE UUUU, I LOOOOOOVEE, CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT U”

After 7 months: “of course I love u!”

After 7 years: “if I hadn’t love u, I’d be gone away” or “no, I’m not gonna buy this stupid dish washer!”
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Coming from work:

After 7 days: “Good evening my dear, my sweetest beloved pooh bear “

After 7 months: “hello, is everything ok, with u today?”

After 7 years: “mail 4 me?”
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The telephone is ringing
After 7 days: “Darling, ur mother in the phone”

After 7 months: “its 4 u”

After 7 years: “PHOOOOOOOOOOOOONE”
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u argue with him

After 7 days: “of course I agree with u, thts why I married u, u r always thinking of everything, how lucky am I”

After 7 months: “hmm, I don’t agree”

After 7 years: “R U OUT OF UR MIND!!!”
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u r going to party with him with u dressing ur best:

After 7 days: “WOOOW, u look amazing in tht dress”

After 7 months: “a new dress AGAIN!!

After 7 years: “HOW MUCH?!!!”
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u want to watch a movie with him

After 7 days: “darling, I got ur fvrt movie”

After 7 months: “hmm, r u sure u wanna watch tht movie again?”

After 7 years: “NO, tonight there is a football match”
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